....must put down this joke from school else i forget...

One day, when i was going to fetch my kids from pri 1 B to the music class, one of the kids happily exclaimed to me this when we were all lining up.....

Boy:Ms Elaine, I have pee niece.
Me: ( Caught by surprised and kept quiet for a few seconds)
Boy: (Very happy and innocent smile on face )
Me: ( gulp, ---in cantonese---- oh you mean those that only boys have...( pause)....but you cant go around telling people you have....just keep it to yourself....that is good enough ...( and ruffled his hair)
Boy: ( Puzzled , and kept quiet...but nodded his head)
.....and the class was noisy as usual , so i was distracted and led them to the music class...


After music, I led them back to the classroom to take their stuff for Recess.
Boy: ( holding a container).Miss Elaine, you want some pee niece?
Me: ( gulp) ....total embarassment....Oh oh oh............................................................................
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.......................................................you mean Peanuts.......:D

You guess what. he was trying to tell me he has some almonds( peanuts ) for break, and he was really happy with them , you could tell from the smile on his face.
Damn...what dirty mind i have.